CHICKEN NOODLE PANTS

My first spoken word CD, complete with all kinds of wacky multitracking and effects and shit like that.

Sweet.

Track Listing:

1: I Am A Shitty Poet
2: Fear And Loathing In Middle Earth
3: Strange Things That Have Happened To Me At The Grocery Store - Part 1
4: An Ode
5: A Nightmare On Dave's Street
6: Strange Things That Have Happened To Me At The Grocery Store - Part 2
7: Johnny Tubehand
8: An Observation Concerning Sports
9: When I Am Galactic Emperor
10: The Adventures Of Pirate Banana
11: What I Want To Have Happen At My Funeral
12: Darth Doggy Dogg
13: Gilligan's Matrix
14: Strange Things That Have Happened To Me At The Grocery Store - Part 3
15: Lothar The Interstellar Warrior
16: Cash For Sandwiches
17: Nerdity
18: Three Utensils, One Jackass
19: Strange Things That Have Happened To Me At The Grocery Store - Part 4
20: Knitta, Please


"Chicken Noodle Pants" is available online at coffeehouse.ca.