Operation Dickhead

Mark Allread is angry. He is angry because he works in the tech support department of a major Internet provider. But not angry enough to do anything other than complain to his long-suffering girlfriend. That all changes when the President of the World passes a new law requiring anybody he dislikes to have their heads replaced with genitalia. Mark, in response, decides to build an army of the surgically altered in hopes of overthrowing the President and returning people's heads to their original, non-penisized state.

They're here.

They're Dickheads.

Get used to it.


Now, I know what you're asking me. You're asking me, "Mike, where can I get a copy of this fantasticly awesome book?"

Well, you can either click on "Events" over there on the left, and come to one of my shows, or we can likely work out something involving the postal system. If you're up for the latter, you can email words AT moodyloner DOT com.

Cover art by W. B. MacLean