SHAOLIN ROCK STAR

Fifteen-Year-Old Roy Thomson-Hall wants to be a guitarist but, thanks to a dead fly, accidentally signs up for martial arts lessons.

He and his band soon find themself defending his master's dojo against Jack Von Prickington, owner of the evil dojo across town, singer for a tribute band, and general, all-around douchebag.

Can Roy win the battle of the bands, save the dojo, impress the girl, and convince his mom he's not gay, all without getting a detention? There's only one way to find out.

GUITARS! KUNG FU! PUPPIES! FLYING ROBOTS! LESBIAN PIRATES! KICKS IN THE JUNK! PRANCING!

All this and more can found inside...
SHAOLIN ROCK STAR!

Now, I know what you're asking me. You're asking me, "But Mike! Why didn't the Empire just blow up Yavin instead of waiting for the moon to complete it's orbit?" And you know what? I can't answer that.

But I CAN tell you where to buy a copy of this fantastic book!

You can either click on "Events" over there on the left, and come to one of my shows, or we can likely work out something involving the postal system. IF you're up for the latter, you can email words AT moodyloner DOT com.

Cover art by W. B. MacLean