THIS IS NOT A TOY
The Shocking, True Tales of a Recovering Toy Seller
Green With Envy For The Girl In Pink
To Serve Ma'am
Hey, At Least They're Reading
It Puts the Lotion in the Basket
It's Gross-Out Time
See With Your Eyes, Not With Your Hands
Hey, Elmo... Tickle THIS!
Airing Our Differences
...And Yet You Need A Licence To Own A Dog
When The Said "Service The Customer", I Didn't Think They Meant It That Way
Honk If You'd Love An Ass-Kicking
Beer O'Clock Forever
"This Is Not A Toy" can be purchased online at coffeehouse.ca.