YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED ME WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE

My first chapbook, "You Should Have Killed Me when You had the Chance"
was released in early 2003 and features stories about a little boy with
tubes for hands, an undead David Lee Roth, an uppity, sentient liver
and a giant banana who also happens to be a pirate.

Stories:

I Am A Shitty Poet
Krank's Liver Has Had Enough
Schwimmer
Johnny Tubehand
Office Supply Pyramid Lady
Iron Chef
The Adventures of Pirate Banana
Clue
A Haiku
A Nightmare On Dave's Street
Imagine
Johnny Coolboy
Pud Pounder's Pal
Cell Phone Ring Test Guy
Krank's Liver Finds It's Destiny
Poetry Star

"You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance" can be purchased online at coffeehouse.ca.